The contents of Jack's letter to Ianto, sent during Chapter 7.
So, without further ado, we proudly present:
I hope this letter finds you well. Of course, everyone here at Cardiff prays for your safe return, and none more so than I. We are all trying our best to bring you back home, working all the hours we can...
Sod it, I can't keep that up for a whole letter...
Jesus, I miss you. You know what? I have the worst craving to lick your ear. Not really any idea why, just want to throw you on that couch in my office – you know, the one with the stain on the arm that we're never telling anyone how it got there.
I want to drag you into my office and throw you on it and lick your ear. It's a compulsion.
Naturally, I want to do things to you after that.
Other than that, Gwen, Tosh and Owen send their love. (Well, Tosh and Gwen do, Owen just said 'alright mate?')
We're all missing your coffee, and Owen says he's nearly out of disposable gloves – any chance you can order some more when we get you back?
Speak to you soon.
All my love,
We hope that satisfies your curiosity...